is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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