I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
operation have a gay friend backfired
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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