Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do vagina's smell?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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