it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Randomize
