Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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