You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
this is an emotional support booty call
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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