It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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