remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
