So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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