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I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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