Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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