brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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