nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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