maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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