sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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