She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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