A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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