It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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