She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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