the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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