Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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