Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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