Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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