Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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