You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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