We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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