If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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