margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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