what day is it and did you see me today?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I have post one night stand depression
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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