I wanna bring you to show and tell
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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