Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We have started to decorate penises.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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