last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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