The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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