Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I need you to use more vowels.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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