It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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