We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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