sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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