My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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