Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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