idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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