haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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