it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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