Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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