me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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