What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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