just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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