Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Randomize
