Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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