awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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