She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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