Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize
