Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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