no. you can't hotbox the world.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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