Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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