You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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