Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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